It is time for those creaking joints to get oiled, for the cobwebs to be dusted off, that trusty 2 iron to be moved out of the back of the garage into your tour bag, for that heavy putter to be thrown into the bin: yes, there are only 33 days to go until the off!
Oh yes, and it's our Supreme Organiser's birthday today - many Happy Returns!
Though your golf is improving, you have a bit to do to catch up with another Supreme Leader's golfing pedigree:
After picking up a golf club that day for the very first time in his life, the Dear Leader of the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea fired a 38-under-par round of 34 at Pyongyang. According to the 17 security guards who observed the performance, the score included an amazing 11 aces. Naturally, the event was dutifully reported to the North Korean masses by the state news agency.
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